Tracy's Talk 另一種演奏

昨天與老公爬飛鳳山，發現棄養的狗不少。南寮更是棄養聖地。
以前不是狗媽媽，對狗ㄦ視而不見，現在，已經兩隻
要狠心，別再心軟了啦~ 
女兒上高鐵前，還說，那隻臘腸狗我好喜歡
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右手剩下一指神功
，淋巴水腫好多，帶狀皰疹也好多了，但是練習左撇子，生活大不便，女兒，抱歉了...



DOG FOR  SALE:

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So,  what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a  mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a  liar. He's never been out of
the yard'